In the car, a day after reading about the Millenium:
Tyler: When is Jesus coming back?
Us: Nobody knows except Heavenly Father.
Tyler: Nobody knows?
Us: No, but we've been given signs to know that He's coming soon. We just need to make sure we're ready anytime.
Tyler: Well, we're ready right?
Us: Well, are we reading scriptures and saying prayers?
Us: Are we paying tithing? Are we obeying Heavenly Father?
Tyler: I am a very obedient boy.
Us: Yes you are. Obedience is important!
Tyler: Then I guess we're ready. We'll hold 'em up when Jesus comes, right?
Tyler: We'll hold em up.
Us: Hold what up?
Tyler: The signs!
Us: What signs?
Tyler: The signs when Jesus comes! We'll hold em up in our yard, right?
Us: (long pause) Oh, the signs! Well, we're given different kinds of signs to know that Jesus is coming, not actual signs that we hold up...