Our Scout Troop had a big yard sale today in the church parking lot. Brad got up at the crack of dawn to help out.
As they were sorting things, Brad saw what looked like Mosquito Netting. He asked Sister Robison, who was in charge, where to put the netting.
She was a bit busy, and without looking at it she said, Sporting Goods. So off Brad went to put it in Sporting Goods. On his way over, she actually looked at he was holding.
"Tulle," she said.
"What?" Brad asked.
"Tools? Okay, I'll put it by the tools."
"No, it's tulle."
"It's fabric. It's called tulle!"
I guess it's pretty obvious I don't do much sewing around here.